Flogging A Dead Horse

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Flogging A Dead Horse

Why is there a Flogging a Dead Horse column entry on CBR? Is Paul Jenkins writing for CBR? Why are there only archived columns and no new columns? Those are all very good questions. Questions that may even be answered one day. Stay tuned.

RECENT COLUMNS

Flogging A Dead Horse: Hollywood, Here We Come!

Flogging A Dead Horse: Hollywood, Here We Come!

Paul Jenkins' FLOGGING A DEAD HORSE returns with a tale of movie-making and on-set drunken debauchery that can only mean one thing: Hollywood has arrived in Oklahoma! Plus, the debut of Mini Dude!

Flogging A Dead Horse: Training Day

Flogging A Dead Horse: Training Day

Paul Jenkins returns with a harrowing tale of a British expat now living in the South of the United States and coming to terms with being a natural marksman with semi-automatic weapons.

Flogging A Dead Horse: Most Stupid Injuries - Part 4

Flogging A Dead Horse: Most Stupid Injuries - Part 4

Paul Jenkins' newest FLOGGING column takes a trip down memory lane and features tales of his brother, "Hellblazer," and another of Paul's "Ten Most Stupid Injuries."

Flogging A Dead Horse: Driving Miss Crazy

Flogging A Dead Horse: Driving Miss Crazy

Paul Jenkins' latest installment of FLOGGING warns us not about the impending Zombie Apocalypse, but about how the Artificial Intelligence we rely on to improve our lives is trying to kill us.

Flogging A Dead Horse: Guess Who's Back!

Flogging A Dead Horse: Guess Who's Back!

Paul Jenkins and FLOGGING returns to CBR, as the writer waxes poetic on the world that is Twitter and teases details about his and Humberto Ramos' current Kickstarter project, "Fairy Quest." Plus, Betty White!

Flogging A Dead Horse - March 3, 2010

Flogging A Dead Horse - March 3, 2010

Paul is back with his list of "Five Jobs I Narrowly Avoided," including near misses with becoming a wedding DJ, a ladies hairdresser and, perhaps the most frightening almost-job of all, a Bingo announcer in North London.

Flogging A Dead Horse - January 27, 2010

Flogging A Dead Horse - January 27, 2010

Paul Jenkins' latest installment of FLOGGING is lovingly dedicated to one of the world's most recognizable and beloved childrens characters - and marketing juggernauts - Thomas the (Anthropomorphic) Tank Engine!

Flogging A Dead Horse - January 13, 2010

Flogging A Dead Horse - January 13, 2010

It's the first all-new FLOGGING of the new decade, and Paul lays out five different resolutions for 2010, along with the odds that he'll actually be able to actually see them through. Apparently, the smart money's on Total Failure.

Flogging A Dead Horse - December 8, 2009

Flogging A Dead Horse - December 8, 2009

'Tis the holiday season, so naturally that means Paul is here to continue his tradition of sharing tales of his horrible sports injuries with FLOGGING readers. Plus: Paul does his level best to have his wife place him on the Naughty List.

Flogging A Dead Horse - November 19, 2009

Flogging A Dead Horse - November 19, 2009

In his latest FLOGGING, Paul makes his way to Atlanta in order to attend the Medtrade convention, a medical industry trade show, with his friend and subject of his "Captain America: Theater of War" issue, Sergeant Bryan.

Flogging A Dead Horse - November 10, 2009

Flogging A Dead Horse - November 10, 2009

This week, Paul and his son visit Dragon*Con, spending quality time together while bonding through one of the most time honored traditions known to fathers everywhere - using your three year old son to score photos of costumed women.

Flogging A Dead Horse - February 2, 2007

Flogging A Dead Horse - February 2, 2007

In which Paul leads a jam session to one-up Joe Quesada's annual Christmas song.

Flogging A Dead Horse - December 9, 2006

Flogging A Dead Horse - December 9, 2006

Paul and Nigh Perfect throw a party, and all of Atlanta is there... including a few swingers.

Flogging A Dead Horse - September 6, 2006

Flogging A Dead Horse - September 6, 2006

Paul can talk his way into or out of anything--with the right accent, of course.

Flogging A Dead Horse - August 17, 2006

Flogging A Dead Horse - August 17, 2006

In which history repeats itself, awkwardly.

Flogging A Dead Horse - July 22, 2006

Flogging A Dead Horse - July 22, 2006

Paul shares his tips for hunting Klingons and other cosplayers at assorted conventions.

Flogging A Dead Horse - July 6, 2006

Flogging A Dead Horse - July 6, 2006

Paul recounts his convention horror stories, which is the story of every convention he's attended.

Flogging A Dead Horse - June 26, 2006

Flogging A Dead Horse - June 26, 2006

Paul attends a wedding, and nearly conducts the ceremony.

Flogging A Dead Horse - June 8, 2006

Flogging A Dead Horse - June 8, 2006

Paul gets a bad haircut and hunts squirrel. Or is it chipmunk?

Flogging A Dead Horse - May 26, 2006

Flogging A Dead Horse - May 26, 2006

As Paul settles in to fatherhood and the joys of Baby TV, he begins to recall his misadventures in dating.

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