Flogging A Dead Horse

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Flogging A Dead Horse

Why is there a Flogging a Dead Horse column entry on CBR? Is Paul Jenkins writing for CBR? Why are there only archived columns and no new columns? Those are all very good questions. Questions that may even be answered one day. Stay tuned.


Hollywood, Here We Come!

Wed, August 1st, 2012

Paul Jenkins' FLOGGING A DEAD HORSE returns with a tale of movie-making and on-set drunken debauchery that can only mean one thing: Hollywood has arrived in Oklahoma! Plus, the debut of Mini Dude!

Training Day

Thu, June 28th, 2012

Paul Jenkins returns with a harrowing tale of a British expat now living in the South of the United States and coming to terms with being a natural marksman with semi-automatic weapons.

Most Stupid Injuries - Part 4

Wed, June 13th, 2012

Paul Jenkins' newest FLOGGING column takes a trip down memory lane and features tales of his brother, "Hellblazer," and another of Paul's "Ten Most Stupid Injuries."

Driving Miss Crazy

Wed, May 30th, 2012

Paul Jenkins' latest installment of FLOGGING warns us not about the impending Zombie Apocalypse, but about how the Artificial Intelligence we rely on to improve our lives is trying to kill us.

Guess Who's Back!

Wed, May 16th, 2012

Paul Jenkins and FLOGGING returns to CBR, as the writer waxes poetic on the world that is Twitter and teases details about his and Humberto Ramos' current Kickstarter project, "Fairy Quest." Plus, Betty White!

Wed, March 3rd, 2010

Paul is back with his list of "Five Jobs I Narrowly Avoided," including near misses with becoming a wedding DJ, a ladies hairdresser and, perhaps the most frightening almost-job of all, a Bingo announcer in North London.

Wed, January 27th, 2010

Paul Jenkins' latest installment of FLOGGING is lovingly dedicated to one of the world's most recognizable and beloved childrens characters - and marketing juggernauts - Thomas the (Anthropomorphic) Tank Engine!

Wed, January 13th, 2010

It's the first all-new FLOGGING of the new decade, and Paul lays out five different resolutions for 2010, along with the odds that he'll actually be able to actually see them through. Apparently, the smart money's on Total Failure.

Tue, December 8th, 2009

'Tis the holiday season, so naturally that means Paul is here to continue his tradition of sharing tales of his horrible sports injuries with FLOGGING readers. Plus: Paul does his level best to have his wife place him on the Naughty List.

Thu, November 19th, 2009

In his latest FLOGGING, Paul makes his way to Atlanta in order to attend the Medtrade convention, a medical industry trade show, with his friend and subject of his "Captain America: Theater of War" issue, Sergeant Bryan.

Tue, November 10th, 2009

This week, Paul and his son visit Dragon*Con, spending quality time together while bonding through one of the most time honored traditions known to fathers everywhere - using your three year old son to score photos of costumed women.

Fri, February 2nd, 2007

In which Paul leads a jam session to one-up Joe Quesada's annual Christmas song.

Sat, December 9th, 2006

Paul and Nigh Perfect throw a party, and all of Atlanta is there... including a few swingers.

Wed, September 6th, 2006

Paul can talk his way into or out of anything--with the right accent, of course.

Thu, August 17th, 2006

In which history repeats itself, awkwardly.

Sat, July 22nd, 2006

Paul shares his tips for hunting Klingons and other cosplayers at assorted conventions.

Thu, July 6th, 2006

Paul recounts his convention horror stories, which is the story of every convention he's attended.

Mon, June 26th, 2006

Paul attends a wedding, and nearly conducts the ceremony.

Thu, June 8th, 2006

Paul gets a bad haircut and hunts squirrel. Or is it chipmunk?

Fri, May 26th, 2006

As Paul settles in to fatherhood and the joys of Baby TV, he begins to recall his misadventures in dating.

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