Preview: Hybrid Bastards! #1

It was a matter of time before ZEUS' infidelities came back to bite him. Years ago, his wife's vengeful spell made him fall in lust with every inanimate object in sight, and today, the king of the gods' hybrid bastards wander the world. Outrageously embarrassed, he dispatches goons to "take care" of these problem children, but a handful manages to escape. Now, COTTON, a smarmy cloth patchwork; CARMINE, a timid automobile; COREY, a self-loathing apple; and WALTER, a belligerent stack of bricks, seek their daddy's love. Through schemes both ingenious and idiotic, will they force their negligent