If you thought things were bad in the land of Groo last month, just wait. This month makes last month look like it warranted a rousing chorus of 'Happy Days Are Here Again'! Nothing Groo the Wanderer has ever done with his swords has achieved the unparalleled destruction now wrought by the bankers-an unlikely defeat indeed, and we are just as surprised as you are. This issue will make you tremble with fear and awe!
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper Reported Dead at 61